Despite having had to wade through a ream of offers and licensing requests for my previous invention, the Tubet, I am willing to share another.
As I wander around, I am sometimes distressed by those poor souls, huddled in doorways with a lighter and a makeshift, Coke-can crack-pipe. I think you’ll agree that it’s troubling and more than a little depressing. Inspired to do something to better this situation, I happened upon a simple solution:
The Crackmonica
It’s a crack-pipe with a built in harmonica. In this way, the user can play a cheery tune as he or she gets off his or her face. Granted, draw notes would be more in evidence than blow notes, but a tune could still be managed.
And, with the addition of an upturned hat (not included) on the ground, the Crackmonica player can earn some busking money for later fixes.
The first in an occasional series of posts in which I will share some of my ideas and unrealised inventions.
Rather than going to all the effort and expense of patenting them, it is my hope that someone will see them here and give me a huge pile of money in royalties so that they can make them. I’m interested mainly in easy money rather than any sort of work - you know, research, prototyping, testing, marketing, etc.
Without further ado then, I give you:
The TUBET [tyoo-bay]
Essentially, two double duvets, sewn together up the sides to form a tube. You put your bed through the tube. So, when your selfish partner turns over in the night, pulling the duvet with them, a fresh piece of duvet pulls up, from underneath, on your side.
I’ve even got a slogan:
“The Tubet: Say goodnight to cold arses!”
As I can see no potential flaws whatsoever, I throw the bidding open. I bet even sour old Peter Jones will be champing at the bit for this one.
The Tubet. Remember, you saw it here first.
