It’s gonna change the world #2

Monday, July 21st, 2008 | It's gonna change the world |

Despite having had to wade through a ream of offers and licensing requests for my previous invention, the Tubet, I am willing to share another.

As I wander around, I am sometimes distressed by those poor souls, huddled in doorways with a lighter and a makeshift, Coke-can crack-pipe.  I think you’ll agree that it’s troubling and more than a little depressing.  Inspired to do something to better this situation, I happened upon a simple solution:

The Crackmonica

It’s a crack-pipe with a built in harmonica.  In this way, the user can play a cheery tune as he or she gets off his or her face.  Granted, draw notes would be more in evidence than blow notes, but a tune could still be managed.

And, with the addition of an upturned hat (not included) on the ground, the Crackmonica player can earn some busking money for later fixes.

1 Thing Someone Said

  1. I like the music / entertainment angle presented here. Perhaps you could also update the motorised pipe for crackheads that are too far gone to be bothered to inhale?

    Comment by Istvanski — Wednesday July 23, 2008 @ 22:11

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