Jimmy Page’s Trousers

The first in an occasional series of posts in which I will share some of my ideas and unrealised inventions.

Rather than going to all the effort and expense of patenting them, it is my hope that someone will see them here and give me a huge pile of money in royalties so that they can make them. I’m interested mainly in easy money rather than any sort of work - you know, research, prototyping, testing, marketing, etc.

Without further ado then, I give you:

The TUBET [tyoo-bay]

Essentially, two double duvets, sewn together up the sides to form a tube. You put your bed through the tube. So, when your selfish partner turns over in the night, pulling the duvet with them, a fresh piece of duvet pulls up, from underneath, on your side.

I’ve even got a slogan:

“The Tubet: Say goodnight to cold arses!”

As I can see no potential flaws whatsoever, I throw the bidding open. I bet even sour old Peter Jones will be champing at the bit for this one.

The Tubet. Remember, you saw it here first.