Things I learned before getting out of bed.
It’s always a bad idea to allow your three year-old daughter to get into the bed with you.
Three year-old daughters are exactly the right height such that, when their heads are on the pillow, their feet are at precisely the level of your groin.
If three year-old daughters slide down the bed slightly, they will use your scrotum as a foothold to get back up.
Having three year-old daughters use your scrotum as a foothold is not conducive to a peaceful sleep.
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